Had a chat with a very pretty, very sweet young lady colleague yesterday, and the conversation turned towards writing as a hobby.
Colleague: Oh yeah… I’ve always wanted to write, too.
Me: Yeah? What kind of books.
Colleague: Porn. I’ve always wanted to write a porn novel.
Me: …
Colleague: Seriously. Like, you know those books they have in porn shops?
Me: Not exactly… Erm… is it like erotica?
Colleague: A little like that, except, you know…
Me: Less plot?
Colleague: No…
Me: More graphic?
Colleague: I was going to say “more spanking and stuff”. You know, throw in a pink bottom here and there. But I’m not into that sort of thing. The spanking.
Me: Good to know.
P.S.: Lost some work today because I didn’t realise one of my programmes doesn’t autosave. How aggravating.
